Tip #265: Organize Your Life!

Thursday, January 26, 2012 @ 11:01 AM

Retirement Yenta loves to have things in their proper place, but sometimes life gets a little busy and things get placed somewhere more convenient than proper…and then the house gets cluttered. Your dear Yenta loves a clean, zen feeling to her home. With this in mind, Retirement Yenta would like to recommend you hire an organizational specialist on a regular basis to make sure you keep things properly placed, and free of clutter. This little Yenta LOVES her specialist, Dalis Winter, when she is around, the Yenta’s home is super zen and neat. When Dalis is away, things tend to stay better organized than LBD (Life Before Dalis), but after a while…this Yenta’s family can get a little sloppy. So, dear Readers, Retirement Yenta recommends regular rounds of organization. It will keep your life relaxed, and ready for retirement.

Tip #264: Assess Your Heirlooms!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012 @ 10:01 AM

Retirement Yenta loves a clean, zen home and in that spirit, she has been assessing her heirloom jewelry and deciding what should stay, and what should go. Let me tell you dear Readers, the taste level of some of this Yenta’s family members is a little questionable! That said, you never know who will want a little orange bejeweled spider broach. Retirement Yenta would like to recommend you have an Heirloom Party for your family. Everyone bring their jewelry to buy, sell, or trade. One person’s trash is another’s treasure. Once you have had your lovely family reunion (the Heirloom Party) and recovered from having had too many cocktails in order to deal with all your family members, count your cash, and take stock of what is left. Save the pieces you and your kids love and consider melting the ones you don’t. But, dear Readers, if you haven’t had that Heirloom Party to give everyone a chance to claim their prize, your dear Yenta recommends holding off on the melting just in case your 2nd cousin once removed would like to have your great aunt’s silver and orange bejeweled spider broach. Retirement Yenta says: Don’t smelt, or melt your jewels just yet! Let your family have their chance and there will be no regret!

Tip #263: Take the Bus (or Train)!

Sunday, January 15, 2012 @ 10:01 AM

Dear Readers, as you may well know, Retirement Yenta is totally a Taxi Taking Queen. This Yenta hasn’t the patience for public transport…most of the time. Recently, this Eco-conscious Yenta got to thinking how she could do her part to save her beloved planet (and save a buck or two in the process) and she has decided to start taking the public transportation as often as she can…or as often as she can stand it. Retirement Yenta suggests you start with a good book, an iPad, or something to help you pass the time…and take a nice trip somewhere. Don’t start out simple with a trip around town…GO SOMEWHERE! Take a trip to Boston…You will feel like you did something good for the environment, and you will have the reward of a mini-vacation. Retirement Yenta says: Take the trouble to take public transportation. You will save the Earth, and you will have a chance to read a good book while you are at it! (Side note: consider talking to strangers…your dear Yenta loves to make new friends in strange places…try it…you may like it…and you never know what kind of connection you will make!)

Tip #262: Support the Arts!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012 @ 12:01 PM

OY VEH! Dear Readers, theater and opera companies are dropping like flies these days! NY City Opera (the beloved “People’s Opera” of NYC) is withering on the vine…and it seems there is no hope for rescue! As we all know well, dear Readers, Retirement Yenta loves a good night out on the town enjoying dinner and a show. It is a great way to spend some time, support the arts, and grow as a person. The arts feed this Yenta’s soul. With that in mind, Retirement Yenta would like to ask you to go out and support your favorite arts organization! Buy season tickets. You can have great date nights with your dearly beloved, or even with the entire family! Memories of these shows together will last a lifetime! If you really love an organization, consider making a tax exempt donation! If we lose the arts, what will we have left, my Dearies, just what will we have???

Tip #261: Imagine an Empty Nest

Wednesday, January 4, 2012 @ 04:01 PM

Retirement Yenta loves her kidlets…but what she loves even more is the idea of her kids going off on their own and having great successes. With the Yenta’s kidlets out becoming stars, this little Yenta will have an empty house and that sounds AMAZING! Your dear Yenta is looking forward to sleeping in, reading a good book, and not running to and fro keeping appointments and lunches and…and…and…

Your dear Yenta is looking forward to a time she can look at her dear hubby and say “let’s scoot off to Miami Beach for a few weeks and catch some rays.” This brings up an important point dear Readers: start imagining your empty nest now and start the conversation with your spouse about what you both want out of your Retirement Lifestyle. Are you and your spouse interested in having every minute of retirement planned? Do you want to sit back and enjoy some sand? Do you want a mix of doing and being? Now is the time to start trying it all out. Are you a Human Doer? OR, are you a Human Being?

Tip #260: Shop Your Closet…AGAIN!

Friday, December 30, 2011 @ 12:12 PM

Happy New Year, dear Readers! 2011 is almost behind us and it is time to start afresh. It is once again time to go into your closets and re-evaluate your wardrobe. Your dear Yenta knows how things can get pushed to the back of your closet and go unnoticed…it happens to her all the time. So, this little Yenta likes to regularly go into her closet, pull out all of her fabulous clothes and re-evaluate them.

Ask yourself:

  • Has it been worn in the last year?
  • Is it still stylish and hip? (Your dear Yenta always recommends the classics…they NEVER go out of style!)
  • Does it still fit?
  • Has it been worn to the point that it is threadbare?

Answer yourself honestly and brutally. If it doesn’t fit (OY, these holidays can pack on a pound or two!), or if it is worn out and can’t be repaired, or you haven’t worn it in a while…DONATE IT (or toss it) NOW! ‘Tis the season for a tax exempt donation…and a great time to start with a clean, zen closet that invites you inside and doesn’t make you want to run screaming from the teetering, possible avalanche of clothes you may have accumulated over the past few months of value shopping.

Your dear Yenta knows she has given this tip before (see tips 102, 118, 170, and 237), but the closet shopping/downsizing process is ongoing. Retirement Yenta says: Never give up, never surrender, fight the good fight…and your closets will never become a source of plight.

Tip #259: Go Shopping!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011 @ 03:12 PM

Oh dear Readers, ’tis the season to go shopping…fa la la la la, and all that jazz. Retirement Yenta loves the holidays…and she especially loves saving a buck…and this is just the time of year to do that! The season has been surprisingly warm in the city of citys, New York City…and that means outerwear sales are down. While that might not be such a great thing for the retail industry…it’s an AMAZING thing for the pockets of this bargin-minded, magenta Yenta. Your resourceful, reduced-rate-loving, purveyor-of-price-conscious pointers wants you to run out to the stores and shop, shop, shop, since the prices have dropped!

Tip #258: Give Yourself a Holiday Gift

Friday, December 23, 2011 @ 12:12 PM

Retirement Yenta is all about giving AND receiving. She loves a good gift…especially one given to herself! Today, dear Readers, this little Yenta has an idea for the best of holiday gifts. Give yourself the gift of knowing you don’t have colon cancer. That’s right, your dear Yenta has been getting things checked out…that regular check up can be noooo fun, unless you think of it as a gift to yourself…just to be sure your health is in tact. As we approach a more, erm, mature age, it is always wise to get those little things checked out on a regular basis, so if something isn’t quite right one can “nip it in the bud” before the problem blossoms into a full blown problem. Retirement Yenta says: Give yourself a holiday gift and get your health completely checked out. It’s simple, it’s easy, and you can live without a doubt.

Dear Readers, Retirement Yenta has a brilliant idea that she would like to share with you: throw a latke party! Mother Yenta was a consummate entertainer and your dear Retirement Yenta continues to try and live up to Mother Yenta’s crafty ways of throwing a good Chanukah party. The trick to a good Latke Party is getting EVERYONE involved in the making of those oh so tasty pancakes of potatoy goodness. The first thing you need, dear Readers is a Latke recipe. Retirement Yenta does NOT sanction the latkes that are in the freezer isle. These need to be made from scratch! Don’t worry…you won’t be working alone…that’s part of the party. Your little Yenta has tried many-a recipe and she really likes this Latke recipe at epicurious.com. Now that you have your recipe, dear Readers, run out and buy the ingredients…double or triple or quadruple the recipe according to the number of people you are inviting. OR, list the ingredients in your invite and let people bring their own (so they can have plenty to take along home after the party). Other party purchases should be:

1. Wines and Cheeses of the World (don’t forget the crackers!)
2. Other favorite snacks to munch on while in the throes of cooking
3. Your best Chinet (or disposable plate of choice) and solo cups (while red is the traditional solo cup choice, RY recommends blue for the holiday!)
4. Flowers for table decoration
5. Ziplock (or other brand) of disposable storage devices for your partiers to take a latke or two home with them

Now, dear Readers, you have the makings of a perfect party. DO NOT make anything in advance. Well, maybe put your cheese  on a plate. Put on some good music, eat, drink, chat until the majority of your partiers arrive…then put your partiers to work! Grate the potatoes, and make ‘em up as a group. Eat and drink some more–try out some of your handiwork. Socialize, Festive-ize, and to summarize: Have Fun. You will find that a Latke Party will provide a “Latke Laughs.”

Tip #256: Reconsider Retirement

Wednesday, December 14, 2011 @ 11:12 AM

Retirement Yenta recently received a revelation: Retirement Level 10 may not be for this Retirement Yenta! Why? You ask. Well, dear Readers, your dear Yenta realizes that movies, shows, and shopping sprees are all a large part of your Yenta’s love for life. Retirement Yenta asks herself the following questions:

  • How many movies are too many for a Yenta?
    There are never too many movies!  This Yenta wants to see (almost) every movie made!
  • How many shows are too many for a Yenta?
    There are never too many shows! This Yenta wants see (almost) every show on the old Broadway!
  • How many super sales are too many for a Yenta?
    There are never too many super sales! This Yenta loves to spend (while saving a buck)!
  • When does this Yenta have enough money to retire and still be able to do everything this Yenta is accustomed to doing?
    NEVER!

So, dear Readers, your beloved Yenta wants you to consider your non-negotiables.  When is enough never enough? Your Retirement Yenta wants you to decide that for yourself.

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