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Posts Tagged ‘Retirement in the Sky’

Tip #139: Retire Already!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010 @ 10:05 AM

Retirement Yenta thinks it is about time you put your money where your mouth is. “Retiah Already!” You can’t put it off too long or you will have “Retired to the Sky” before you actually have a day off! Seriously, your dear Yenta wants to know: “What are you waitin’ for?” Put away your anxiety, and start living that new story that you created for yourself (see tip #119).

Tip #123: Enjoy Your Midlife Crises

Thursday, March 25, 2010 @ 12:03 PM

When one gets to that certain point in one’s career, or that certain age in life where one’s eventual “Retirement in the Sky” seems much closer than is comfortable to think about, one often experiences one’s midlife crisis. Retirement Yenta has seen it time and time again. Co-workers and friends, who were once upstanding members of the work force or upstanding members of the community, suddenly change their thinking, drop everything they once held dear and buy a sports car/motorcycle/”younger model mate.” Now, your dear Yenta does not support the latter (you know, the younger model mate, unless said current mate has already retired to the sky), she does support, however, enjoying one’s midlife crisis. This little Yenta notes one thing about everyone in their midlife crisis: they are having fun. Who cares if you are 55 and look a fool to the neighborhood. It’s your life, have fun. Don’t deprive yourself. Retirement Yenta says this: When you are a “mid-yid,” don’t flip your lid. Have some fun instid!

Tip #117: Think Less…Act More

Monday, March 8, 2010 @ 11:03 AM

Retirement Yenta LOVES a good drama. More than that, she loves being involved in a good drama (on the stage, that is). Of course, your dear Yenta learned YEARS ago that acting was not her bag. So, now she goes to the theater, and sits happily in the audience. On a recent outing to the theater, this little Yenta realized that there was a lesson to be learned here. Think less…Act More. Follow your heart and your dreams today, before you become Madame Armfeldt in A Little Night Music. Retirement Yenta says: Do it today, don’t put it off until tomorrow, or you may retire to the sky before you get to do what you want to do.

Tip #101: Don’t Buy a Dog–Rent One!

Monday, February 1, 2010 @ 01:02 PM

Retirement Yenta has never been a huge fan of dogs. She likes them, but OY–all the work that comes with one! Besides, at this time in her life, she would hate to have her pet out live her and have to go to a shelter. Your dear Yenta has found the perfect solution, rent a dog–in NYC, Flexpetz.com is the way to go for renting. If you don’t want to rent your pet, find a friend with a dog and borrow it for the afternoon. Retirement Yenta says: “Playing with a pet is a sure bet for a good time! It’ll bring your blood pressure down too, and that’s always a good thing.”

Tip #81: Retire Before It’s Too Late

Monday, December 28, 2009 @ 11:12 AM

Recently, Retirement Yenta learned of the passing of a former colleague. He was 61 and not yet retired. He could have already retired, but he was afraid he would have nothing to do. This put your dear Yenta to thinking about all the things that she has in her life that she enjoys, and all the things she is looking forward to in her future. Retirement Yenta wants to remind everyone that life is short, take time to enjoy it. AND, if you are able, retire so you can start enjoying your golden years now.

Tip #71: Start Your Affinity Projects Now

Friday, December 11, 2009 @ 12:12 PM

Retirement Yenta says that NOW is the time to start your affinity (vanity) projects. Between your career and your kids, you have not had much time for yourself over the past few years. You know there have been many pet projects that you have put on the back burner. Your dear Yenta says, “Oy, do it now so you don’t end up in that Great Retirement Home in the Sky before you get them done.”

Tip #69: Pretend You Have “Retired to the Sky”

Wednesday, December 9, 2009 @ 08:12 AM

Retirement Yenta has had to clean out houses and offices of people who have died. It’s not a fun process and she does not want to have anyone do it for her. Your dear Yenta suggests that you go into your closets and desk drawers and clean them out. Get rid of your old schmatas and junk. There is no use holding on to them now, and you will love the extra space you will have in your home.

Tip #50 Draft a Will

Tuesday, November 17, 2009 @ 10:11 AM

Retirement Yenta asks, “Why haven’t you done this already???!?!?”  Your dear Yenta wants to remind you of the importance of planning for your final “retirement in the sky.”  Estate planning is the last thing you are probably thinking about at the moment, but it’s better to “panic early and avoid the rush.”  The last thing you want to put your family through is probate court, as everyone will fight over your Mah Jongg set.