That’s right, dear Readers. RY has a clean bum. Your dear Yenta has always been a fan of back door cleanliness, but when her Hubby came home with a bidet seat for their shared throne, RY thought he had gone a little bonkers. This crapper capper came with an electrical plug and a remote control. Your Yenta thought, “Will I know which button to push? Will I get electrocuted from the water splashing all around? Will I push the wrong button and end up on the floor with my pants down?” Dearest Readers, you know these are all serious concerns. Can you imagine the 911 call if one of these scenarios came true? Can you imagine lying there with your pants down and the paramedics trying to resuscitate you? Well, your dear Yenta has solved the problem. First, let your Yenta recommend you get professional installation. It may cost a few extra dollars, but the extra security is worth it! RY’s second piece of advice is to read the instruction manual. Normally, RY is a hunt-and-peck kind of gal when it comes to figuring out how something works, but with this item, she is happy to know she knows what all the bidet remote control buttons do. Now, your dear Yenta feels like a European Queen when she sits high upon her throne. AND, she has electronic helpers to make sure she’s clean once she has finished dropping the kids off at the pool.
RY wants to share this buying guide with you. It has great advice to guide you in choosing the best bidet for your needs. Did you know they have models with adjustable spray width, oscillating cleanse, water pulse cleanse, and turbo/enema wash options? RY and the Dearly Beloved Hubs are happy with the CleanSense model.
Retirement Yenta says: Be good to your Bum and you will want to hum. Buy a bidet, sit on your throne, press “play” and turbo wash those stains away! Your little hiney will be nice and shiny!