Once upon a time, a little Retirement Yenta had a dream…a VERY BIG dream. She wanted nothing more than to be the Martha Stewart of the Upper West Side Jewish Community. In all her hard work over the years, she collected little tchotchke after little tchotchke, making her home seem, well, homier. Then one day, Retirement Yenta woke up and found that her little apartment was no longer “just right” with tchotchkes, it was WAY TOO FULL! <shriek!> So, in an effort to “out Martha Martha,” Your dear Yenta started throwing out the tchotchkes that had no place in her life, and were taking up too much space! So, she has said it before, and she will say it again: Get rid of those tchotchkes and let the sun shine in!