Shhhhhh…Retirement Yenta has a secret (a not so well kept secret). Retirement Yenta is going to retire (someday). The best part about this little Yenta’s retirement plan: Nobody will every know! Forget the big parties, saying farewell to your not-yet-so-lucky friends. That will force you into real retirement (or at least the concept of it)! Your dear Yenta is (someday) going to retire in secret, and work when and if she damn well pleases. Retirement Yenta loves her work, and she loves the idea of retirement and having time on her hands. But, as we all well know, dear Readers, your Yenta gets a little crazy without a project or work to do. With this in mind, Retirement Yenta has decided that when the time comes, she is going to park her little hiney in Miami Beach, and pretend to the world to be in NYC. She will work when she likes, and enjoy the surf and sand as much as she likes. Retirement Yenta says: Keep your retirement a secret, so you don’t find yourself locked into being a greeter at Wal-Mart.