Oy! The Snow. The Sleet. The Freezing Rain. The broken hips from falling on the ice. Retirement Yenta is done with this weather. She has spoken to Mother Nature, who in her typical, most uncooperative way has guaranteed more is to come. This has led your dear Yenta to thoughts of Miami Beach. Warm weather, Sun, and Sand is exactly what this little Yenta needs to soothe her cooped-up soul. So, today dear Readers, Retirement Yenta wants you to protect your hineys and move South, while you can still walk. Get out before the next storm!!! Then you can tan your fanny instead of falling on it!
Disclaimer: dear Readers, please don’t worry about this little Yenta. She has not broken her hip, though she has slipped a few times. Also, Retirement Yenta is only fantasizing about running away for the beach. She is too hard-core a New Yorker to actually leave. For now.