Retirement Yenta is currently sitting on her balcony in Miami Beach, enjoying some sun, sand, and surf. She is also enjoying the view. If there is one thing this little Yenta has noticed about the Miami Beach view, dear Readers, it is this: there are hot bodies everywhere she looks. Now, mind you, Retirement Yenta loves her dearly-beloved husband, but oy, it’s a sea of mostly bare flesh out there! All these abs and pectorals covered by little more than a thong got your dear Yenta to thinking: Stay in Shape! You don’t want to visit your retirement home and find yourself feeling like a beached whale! It’s bad enough that this little Yenta’s summer tan has faded (but that can be easily fixed by a day or two in the sun). Retirement Yenta is happy to be healthy and a normal weight, but she may well take a picture of this view and stick it on her fridge when she gets home, so when she decides to go for that left-over brisket sandwich, the picture will serve as a beached-whale warning. Your dear Yenta says: Stay in Shape, you will live a longer healthier life, and besides, beached whales won’t fit in your wardrobe!