Oh beloved Readers, Retirement Yenta almost had a crisis! ALMOST, that is. Your dear Yenta loves nothing more than a good massage. All those years of worry and stress over getting it right has left her with lots of knots up and down her spine. Retirement Yenta gets some relief by having a massage therapist come into her home and take care of those bound up muscles, but one thing this little Yenta cannot stand is the thoughts of other people’s naked bodies on the massage table before her. Yes, that’s right, Retirement Yenta is a bit of a germ-o-phobe. Yes, she knows very well that the tables are cleaned after each use, but oy, the mind won’t stop thinking about it! With this in mind, Retirement Yenta recommends having a massage table for each of your homes, so you don’t have to put your tuchis where someone else’s may have been!