There are days, dear Readers, that Retirement Yenta simply needs a day to stay in bed and eat bonbons. Retirement Yenta had such a day yesterday. Let me tell you, little missys and misters…what a day it was. There was your dear Yenta, exhausted from a tough week of work, her feet were up, her tv was on, the shades were closed, and there was a stack of bonbons by her side. Retirement Yenta knows that one cannot do this weekly, but on occasion, it is good for the soul. Retirement Yenta gives you this advice: Relax and pamper yourself, your body and mind will appreciate it. (Note to self: see Tip #166: Say No to a Sluggish System.)
WARNING: Do not do this on a regular basis, or you will be the size of a house!