Retirement Yenta (as you may well know, dear Readers) likes to get away from her hectic schedule and busy life. She escapes often to her Fire Island or Miami Beach homes…but she does NOT get to do that often enough. Sometimes, this little Yenta cannot make it out of town. Your dear Yenta gets tied up in a project and gets bogged down and a little stressed. When that happens, Retirement Yenta has a great solution–take a bubble bath. That’s right, dear Readers, your Yenta retreats to her youth and her bathroom. She lights a couple of her favorite smelly candles, draws a bubble bath and pulls out her bottle of Suave coconut shampoo (mmmm…beachy smells) and prepares to relax herself into prune-dom. Retirement Yenta says: when you need to get away and you have no time to travel, a simple bubble bath can cure all from which your soul ails.