Retirement Yenta is no poulet de printemps as they say in France (that would be spring chicken). Yet, your dear Yenta is no old fuddy duddy either. This Yenta likes to take preventative measures against the beast that is aging. One thing that RY knows is that stiffness is the terror that can take a body down, and RY does NOT want to get stiff. With this in mind, this Yenta stretches daily. The arms, the legs, the back, the neck, and most importantly, the beloved dollar. Wait…RY got off track…stretching a dollar is important too, but will not fight the stiffness war. Another good way to fight off stiffness is to spend that dollar you have just stretched on a good massage…because like Sally O’Mally, when Retirement Yenta is 50, she wants to Kick, and Stretch, and Kick, ’cause she’s 50.