As you may well know, dear Readers, Retirement Yenta is a taxi queen. She does NOT like to ride in the subways, and she will not step foot on the bus. AND, your dear Yenta still bemoans the loss of her GBA (Goy Boy Assistant) who would drive her around and call her Miss Daisy. Well, Retirement Yenta is about to make a trip to her spiritual homeland to visit her boychik, Max. She’s getting excited to see her baby boy, but your dear Yenta dreads getting around in an unfamiliar town all by her lonesome. So, this crafty little Yenta has hired a driver. The joy and luxury of getting to sit in the back of the car and watch the scenery go past is a worthwhile luxury…it will ensure RY will never be lost…and will always be on time for her appointments…if she so chooses to be. ANNNND, the peace of mind this gives your Yenta is worth the price. Retirement Yenta says: Hire a driver when you are in a foreign land, you can get around with ease and never have to lift your hand!